Chicago, Illinois


Inspired by the true story of the first modern pornographic publication, LET ME COUNT THE WAYS  follows a battle between the libertine poet Pietro Aretino and the pious bishop Gian Matteo Giberti over the mind, loins, and soul of Clement VII, the first post-Reformation pope. Also caught in the struggle between Aretino and Giberti is the fate of 16 sexually explicit prints (entitled ‘The Ways’) that will forever transform the history of print media.


Time: 1526                            

Situation: Giberti was born a bastard child and after much hardship, he grew up and managed to become the Bishop of Verona and a close confidant of Pope Clement. He has convinced the Pope that prostitution should be outlawed in Rome. In this scene, he is attempting to explain himself and his reasons for this policy to the courtesan Francesca, who is in danger of losing everything she has.

Subject Matter: Bastards, Mothers, Fathers, Unhappy Childhood, Hardship, Survival Skills, Bitterness, Renaissance, Italy, 16thCentury, Catholic Church, Vatican

Note from Playwright: Actor has permission from Playwright to perform this scene as a monologue.

Supplemental Information: To gain more information about the full script LET ME COUNT THE WAYS: A SEXPIONAGE PLAY ON THE BIRTH OF MODERN PORNOGRAPHY, visit Martín’s New Play Exchange page.  


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