1-800-BUTTERBALL - Harriet

Haverhill, Massachusetts

MONOLOGUE DESCRIPTION

It's hard work, manning the Butterball Hotline during the holidays. It takes a special kind of person with almost unlimited patience. But at some point the patience thins and personal frustration surfaces.

Time: Present                                     

Situation: The speaker is a hotline customer service rep at the turkey call center.                              

Subject Matter: Cooking Stress, Holiday Stress

Note from Playwright:

The Butterball Hotline is real. This piece is a fictional take-off on the trials and tribulations of an intrepid Butterball turkey hotline counselor, doing the good work of helping those in cooking crisis during the holidays.

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  • Source
    Stand-Alone Monologue
  • Character Age
    Adult 30-40, Adult 40-50, Adult 50-60, Adult 60-70, Adult 70+
  • Character Gender Ident./Sexual Orient.
    Female
  • Character Ethnicity
    Universal
  • Genre
    Comedy, Holiday Comedy
  • Period
    Contemporary
  • Length
    2 min or less
  • Writer Ethnicity
    Jewish, European, White
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